Sharp Solar Panels
“Stupid” Redefined?
Some of these have probably been around for awhile but they still contain their humor.
A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.
A few feathers short of a duck.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A lap behind the field.
A room temperature IQ.
A walking argument for birth control.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As focused as a fart.
As sharp as a sack full of wet mice.
Baler done run out of twine.
Brain permanently in power saving mode.
Can’t count his balls and get the same answer twice.
Couldn’t count to 21 if he were barefoot and without pants.
Doesn’t have a round in every chamber.
Doesn’t have all the dots on his dice.
During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
Goalie for the dart team.
Has an IQ one lower than it takes to grunt.
Has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
How about….
Sandwich short of a picnic?
Couple of cans short of a six pack?
Not playing with a full deck?
Keep ‘em coming
Emphase inverters and Sharp solar panels update
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Concept SL-100 32-LED Solar-Powered Security Light with Motion Detector $48.88 Add low-maintenance security light with this motion sensor, solar powered outdoor light. Just position the panel in a sunny location. At night, the light will automatically turn on when motion is detected and turn off again after a user-defined timer setting. No wiring is required, making this ideal for remote or hard to light locations. Brightness is equivalent to a 20 watt bulb…. |
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Sunforce 39810 80-Watt High-Efficiency Polycrystalline Solar Panel with Sharp Module $499.95 High-efficiency polycrystalline cells are ideal for areas with high sun exposure. 12 Volt solar battery charger delivers 80 Watts for homes, boats, RVs and back-up power. Also designer for 12V battery charging and solar power stations, pumps, beacons, lighting equipment and more! Works in all weather conditions. Completely weather resistant. Requires 30 Amp controller Item# 336615 (sold separately… |
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Concept SL-200 24-LED Solar-Powered Flood Light $46.36 This LED landscape light uses the power of the sun to light up your garden at night. Just place the panel in a sunny spot and then direct the spotlight at any feature you wish to highlight. The separate solar panel allows you use solar energy to light spaces which do not receive sunlight throughout the day. The bright LED lights shine for up to 10 hours on a full charge. The built-in photocell sen… |
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Verilux VB03WW4 Readylight Solar Rechargeable Flashlight, White $24.95 ReadyLightTM Natural Spectrum® Solar Rechargeable Verilux Flashlight… |
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New – Goal Zero Guide 10 Plus – 11406 $58.97 Freedom from the outlet Ultra lightweight USB solar charging system that fits in your pocket. Use as a single unit power pack to power your device or as a power source to recharge the batteries for use in any AA or AAA battery powered device. What is the difference between the Guide 10 and the Guide 10 Plus? The Guide 10 Plus has a 1.0 Amp USB capable of powering iPad. * Charge AA/AAA batteries fr… |
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Solar 11-in-1 Battery Charger $19.99 C.Crane Universal Solar 11-in-One Battery Charger with Meter – This high powered solar charger charges two Rechargeable Batteries of the same type and size (D, C, AA, AAA). It puts out about 150mah and about 5 volts. All of the other solar battery chargers we tested were unsuitable because their voltage was too low. Weight: 11.8 oz. Size: 6.8″ W x 4.5″ H x 2.3″ D. This is the most versatile batte… |
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Casio Scientific Calculator (FX260SLRSC) $6.12 FEATURES FRACTION CALCULATIONS TRIGONOMETRIC FUNCTIONS & MORE 1 & 2 VARIABLE STATISTICSMEAN/SUM/# ELEMENTSSTANDARD DEVIATIONSCIENTIFIC NOTATIONPOLAR/RECTANGULAR CONVERSATIONSOLAR POWEREDINCLUDES HARD SLIDE-ON CASEShipping Dimensions : 9.50in X 6.00in X 1.00inEstimated Shipping Weight : 0.3434… |